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发表于 2008-7-6 20:24:38 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
这里太冷清了,今天网上看到的,挺好玩的。
Skinny Dippers

An elderly man had owned a large farm for several years.

He had a large pond, fixed up really nice, along with some picnic tables and some apple and peach trees. The pond was shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

When he came closer, he realized it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end to shield themselves.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned and replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."

Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator." Old men may move slow but can still think fast.
 楼主| 发表于 2008-7-6 20:25:59 | 显示全部楼层
Indian Names


A little American Indian boy asked his father, the big chief and
witch doctor of the tribe, "Papa, why is it that we always have long names, while the white men have shorter names like Bill, Tex or Sam?"

His father replied, "Look, son, our names represent a symbol, a
sign, or a poem for our culture not like the white men, who live all together and repeat their names from generation to generation. Also,it is part of our makeup that in spite of everything, we survive.

For example, your sister's name is Small Romantic Moon Over The
Lake, because on the night she was born, there was a beautiful moon reflected in the lake.

Then there's your brother, Big White Horse of the Prairies, because he was born on a day that the big white horse who gallops over the prairies of the world appeared near our camp and is a symbol of our capacity to live and the life force of our people. It's very simple and easy to understand.

Do you have any other questions, Little Broken Condom Made in China?
 楼主| 发表于 2008-7-6 20:26:45 | 显示全部楼层
A Tap on the Shoulder...

A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, "I'm sorry but you scared the daylights out of me."

The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.

The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."
发表于 2008-7-9 18:11:55 | 显示全部楼层
都得查完词才笑得出来。。。。。郁闷阿。。。。
发表于 2010-2-22 17:28:10 | 显示全部楼层
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Oh, My God! Made in China!
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